8 Replies to “Handcuffed to my balls!”

  1. How about a heavy chain around your neck with a damn big padlock! You could use a combination lock, which you’d need a mirror to see to remove it. You could tuck it away under your suit when you’re travelling – you could even have a chain from that neck lock to your balls .. all under the suit …

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