I'll probably end up copy/pasting this all over half the kinky chastity sites out there, but wetsuit lads can have the first wtf/giggle!
Last Saturday (7 May 2022) due to extreme upper abdominal pain, I ended up in the Urgent Treatment Centre at the local Hospital - well, they couldn't do more for me, their remit is to patch-up and send home! Anyway, it's located next to the A&E so UTC doctor went and consulted with A&E doctor.
I had a nice word with the A&E Doctor - who said he was 99% sure it was a Gall Stone blocking the liver, an Ultrasounds and MRI scan would need to be done to confirm diagnosis. LOL - I know the M in MRI equals Magnetic!
It was time to do this full disclosure thing! I told him I had a metal chastity device attached and I couldn't get it off (it was epoxied!) - he asked for a look and put it in the notes (I saw him write it) "No MRI"
He said I needed admitting to hospital - which was fair enough - I was still in pain. IV antibiotics and pain killers helped the 10 hour wait in A&E until a bed could be found!
Sunday - more IV stuff, more blood tests
Monday - move IV stuff - ultrasound scan. Consultant said something about an MRI - I was handed a form to fill in, all sorts of boxes for piercings etc. In the "other" box I wrote:
"Stainless Steel metal contraception device attached, externally to testicles and penis" - I thought that would possibly get some questions, it didn't!
Tuesday - a porter came and wheeled me down to the MRI - the ward had not sent yesterdays form to them. I explained my situation to the female MRI person, who basically said "not MRI-ing that"
A few minutes after I got back to the ward - LOL - Consultant came to see me, I explained what it was, and showed him (and his female assistant), not long after there was show-and-tell to ward sister, senior nurse, and god knows who else.
Twenty minutes later - two maintenance men arrived with a pair of 3 foot long bolt croppers!
It was decided, they were simply too big to do something so fine with.
After that - 2 firemen arrived - more show and tell - they decided a diamond tipped ring-cutter would do the job.
A little later 2 more firemen arrived. Before I knew it, I have 4 firemen around the bed, there was a nurse floating about, and we were cutting through the chastity devices little locking pins. I say we, because I was involved, holding the cage at a better to get to angle and keeping a piece of protective metal under the pins.
Not long after the pins were cut - using nothing more than brute strength, I grabbed the ring with one hand and cage with another and bent them apart.
I was free!!
Rest of the week as less interesting - I was released yesterday (Friday evening), got to go back Monday for a blood test and Tuesday for an endoscopy where they move the blocking gall stone.
Sorry if this is a bit rambling - thought my experience deserved sharing!
- oh - no one laughed to make any comments (they probably did afterwards!) the best comment I did hear was the Ward Sister who said "I might get one of them for my partner"
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Nice tale - hope you're better now?
How long had it been on for?
How long had it been on for?
Re: Chastity / Hospital / Fire Bridade!
About 3 1/2 months or so.
I'm feeling much better, although a little apprehensive about the Endoscopy on Tuesday.
I'm feeling much better, although a little apprehensive about the Endoscopy on Tuesday.
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Re: Chastity / Hospital / Fire Bridade!
Wow, that certainly was a tale. I hope you'll be well and back to your old self quickly.
Don't worry about Endoscopes, they often sound worse than they are from my experience.
Don't worry about Endoscopes, they often sound worse than they are from my experience.
